1 - Oregon
Reach to the bottom of your pocket
Show me what you’ve got
Another empty promise broken
Another pointless battle fought
A little bird just sang me something
Caught me by surprise
Lover girl that keeps me happy
Is hiding behind her lies
One more song yeah just for fun
About this girl I knew from Oregon
For all the fun we had and the all the games she played
I never knew how soon she’d throw it all away I wonder
I wonder why you picked that fight
I wonder how you sleep at night
I hate the stupid shit you do
Oregon girl it’s just for you.
I wonder why you made me mad
I wonder why you hate your Dad
I think it’s finally time you knew
Oregon girl it’s just for you.
TTTTT- Thank you for the moment
Back seat of your car
Another hopeless night patrolling
Another suit-filled trendy bar
C’mon and bore me with your secrets
Catch me by surprise
Lover girl that keeps me happy
Is hiding behind her lies
2. Slow Girl
Take me in slow girl like what you see
Tell me how bad you want to feel me
Breeze from the ocean shaking your knees
Time is no problem can’t you see
Girl you’re my best friend
You’re wearing my ring
Dive to the bottom and bring me everything
It aint no problem Paul Simon and me
Girl you’re so bad you make it hard to breathe
Laying so low girl sand and the sea
Tanning that body just for me
Playing that six string feet in the sand
Waking right up to this reggae band
Girl you’re my best friend
You’re wearing my ring
Dive to the bottom and bring me everything
It aint no problem Paul Simon and me
Girl you’re so bad you make it hard to breathe
3 - Eliminator
I am the man who riddles your sleep at night
From the bottom I’ll take away your pride
You understand repercussions are on the line
Just be a man take a stand or you will die
I’m the Eliminator, I’m the Eliminator
I Take your money take your clothes take your refrigerator
I’m the Eliminator, I’m the Eliminator
I’ve got a plan wanna tell me it’s worth the fight
It’s only money I’ll take away your life
Never assume your regression will take you down
Guns blazing I’m the baddest motherfucker in town
The repo man terrorizing your block at night
It’s not a dream now I’ve got you in my sight
Always alone never locking your doors down tight
Audiodub creeping into your head tonight
4 - Budder
Saw you across the room you were spinning.
Waiting for time to fly by and take me away.
Then I remembered a small blue pill and swallowing
Leaving me, naked and cold with no worry in the world
Why you wanna stand so far away from me
It’s not the way live in this city
It’s not the way we live in this band
Oh you want it oh oh you want
And I want it yo yo I want it
Oh no no no feels like butter in the brain it
Why you wanna stand so far away from me
I woke up at home alone I was chilling…oh no
I Woke up at home alon e with no band
Oh you want it oh oh you want
And I want it yo yo I want it
Oh no no no feels like butter in the brain it
Why you wanna stand so far away from me
5 - Save Me
Somebody save me. I’m hanging on the edge with no control.
One finger slip away from dropping into this black hole
Can someone hear me? I’m screaming apprehensive words of doom.
Losing conviction for another way up to you
Save me Save me
Well I’ll say I’m sorry once I pull away from the bright light
Cold feelings of dismay will disappear in the cold night
It’s been a long time. But don’t forget the way things used to be.
Until the last breath finds another way up to you.
6 - Daytime TV
Well it never occurred to me to stay home all day.
But my hangover won’t go away. Heyey
I’m sinking in my couch falling asleep
Won’t someone bring me some food to eat. Heyey
Daytime television always sucks you get no love
With a headache being blasted like a bolt from up above
Oprah Winfrey, Judge Judy me and Ellen D
It’s a party on the couch and it’s always drama free
I’ll never drink again I said last time
But somehow I’ve always changed my mind. Whoa
And it’s mostly Fezler’s fault for buying the beer
And Joey can’t help he’s got no fear…
Running to the store you get excited when you see
All the bottles you can handle Rum Doctor and RBV
Stella…blue moon la corona por favor
Won’t someone here help me open this door
Jerry Springer, People’s Court I’m watching Price is Right,
Family Feud , watching Tyra Banks get fat overnight
Maury Povich, Cops, Dr. Phil and MTV
Does anyone here wanna fuck Judge Judy?
Eleven years ago I guess I was sixteen
Another decade but no difference in daytime TV
I still watch different strokes and Webster too
If you aint got nothing better to do
All the fly positions horizontal on the ground
Watching daytime television when there’s nobody around
Call in sick to work and tell em love is what you see
But you know you really dying just to fuck Judge
7 - My LCD Screen
I’ve got a television, but it don’t look so good
I saw high definition, oh and I think I should
Address the situation, do I have enough dough
Well I just got paid and my credit rating is perfect score
Well I love
I said I love
My LCD Screen
This 92-inch tube won’t fit inside my doorway I’m mad
Go through the slider to the basement where I’ll make my stand
Wall mount this SOB and grab a lawn chair to check it out
The floor starts shaking dry-wall cracking as the wall gives out
Well I love
I said I love
My LCD Screen
Check out my LCD Screen
My TV hit the floor I shouted oh my god it’s broke
Tend to the situation, see if there’s reason for hope
This baby’s working fine; Toshiba makes a product for sure
Grab fourteen milk cartons I’ll watch my TV here on the floor
Well I love
I said I love
My LCD Screen
Check out my LCD Screen
Hooked up high-definition yes I got the DVR too
1080p my Blu-Ray player don’t need nothing from you
Surround sound THX with the 5.1 dolby digital
I’ll never leave this cave til Netflix don’t deliver no mo'
8 - Stop This Train
Stop this train
I think I wanna go home again
It’s been awhile since I slept in my own bed and dreamt
I was too young to die
You better watch your back
You feel it coming like a heart attack
Don’t be surprised when you step in the ring and you’re staring at me from the floor
You got no reason for an alibi
Oh It’s all inside your head eleven thirty til you’re dead you got no chance to survive
Don’t Oh what you say
Oh you did it to me every day
Oh it’s been too damn long living with the enemy
Way back then
You told me never to return again
Oh I’m sorry but regret I can’t accept another offer your demand is denied
What you say oh it’s burning through me everyday
I’ve been around the block stop waiting for the clock to save your ass today
Stop this train stop the train at the next stop
Oh it’s been too damn long
Living with the enemy
Stop this train stop this train it’s been way too long
Oh I’ve spent too damn long living with the enemy
9 - History
No matter which way you go a story is being told
No matter which way you see this day makes history
You’ll see
I, never I thought I’d see the day
A black man would pave the way
Become the king of the USA
I didn’t see a time when people spoke so free
And hope made it’s way to surrounding me.
The time has come to embrace the thoughts of everyone
You’ll see in the land brave and free
You never thought you’d see the day
our state would rule against the gay
Take their civil rights away
I can hope that the queen inside of every pope
Can see through the eyes a mortal enemy
10 - Save Your Soul
A picture perfect shot of you and I will say no more
I’ve been staring at this view so long it makes me tired and bored
I’ve been saving this moment waiting such a long time
Swimming through the years we spent in my dejected mind
Oh you wanna save your soul oh but you don’t know
You wanna save your soul oh but you don’t know
It’s time you heard the truth from me then I will say no more
I’ve been living far away for years behind this opaque door
Oh she’s smiling in silence waiting for the sunshine
But this door will never open for you you’ll never see inside
The last thing you will hear from me then I will say no more
We would never be complete too long to navigate this storm
We’ve been dancing in this moment wading in a black light
All alone and isolated from you until this pain subsides
The last thing you will hear from me then I will say no more
Swimming through the years we spent in my dejected mind
12 - All The Girls
I like girls much shorter than myself - 5 foot 1 but enough to raise hell
Oh yeah ….oh yeah
Fez likes girls with junk in the trunk a fine damn thing that likes to drink and fuck
Oh yeah…..oh yeah
All the girls ………All the girls
Stand up and sing it with me.
Joe likes those with crazy in the eyes a damn hot face and real strong thighs
Oh Yeah …oh Yeah
We like girls that like to make love - girls that wanna bang with Audiodub
Oh Yeah….oh Yeah
All the girls ………All the girls
Stand up and sing it with me.
All the girls that we love in the world put you hands together with me
All those guys that dissed us in disguise put your hands together with me
All fly girls that we love in the world put your hands together with me
All those guys that drink and tell em lies put your hands together with
Together with me
13 - Lucky Go Leah
Drink, your glass is half full
Live, your life in the ozone
I know, I know Lucky Go Leah
Smile it seems automatic
Break down no she’s never dramatic
I know, I know Lucky Go Leah
Break down
You wanna hear the new sound
She’s coming into your town
She’s Coming your way
Oh lucky go Leah
Love, oh she’ll rock your world
Too bad, she’d be your favorite girl
I know, I know Lucky Go Leah
Break down
You wanna hear the new sound
She’s coming into your town
She’s Coming your way
Oh lucky go Leah
14 - The Last Banana
Four in the morning and you’re on the street
It’s not surprising that you’ve got no place to be
Watching every move you make
Sidewalk cleaners got you on your feet
You’d be excited if you score one hit of tweak
Staying up all damn day
But on the 1st and 15th of the month you’re paid
It’s no surprise your dealer has his shameless ways
Breaking windows in the parking lot
It’s your employment and you’ve got no way to stop
Feeding your dark disease
You’ve been provided with your welfare pay
It won’t occur to you find a place to stay
Saving your cash for junk
But on the 1st and 15th of the month you’re paid
It’s no surprise your dealer owns your shameless ways
And on the 1st and 15th your life fades away
As every dollar spent turns one more shade of grey
I met a guy, who lived on Sixth Street
He asked me for my money to get bite to eat
As he walked away I watched him carefully
He walked straight to his dealer bought a bag of cocaine turned around and then smiled at me.
15 - Tahoe
I know
A place where we go
A place in the white snow
It seems so long ago
Where we slow down
You flip with your toe down
It’s all up to you now
Follow me down the hill now
Put your hands down
There’s no one around
I’ll meet you at the bottom gonna drink it down
And it’s so slow
feeling so far away
Kick up your feet
Relax to this beat
Lounging by the fire on this easy street
And it’s so slow
Feeling so far away
Oh Tahoe December and we go
You take me so far away
Cause I miss the snow each day
Someday
We’ll take a turn your way
Leave town on a Monday
It seems so far away
All alone now
Laid back in the snow now
It’s time to move real slow
We got nowhere to go
Put your hands down
There’s no one around
I’ll meet you at the bottom gonna drink it down
And it’s so slow
feeling so far away
Kick up your feet
Relax to this beat
Lounging by the fire on this easy street
And it’s so slow
Feeling so far away
16 - Slam Piece
You do those crazy things but I’m not fooling around
Oh you’re such a fine slam piece there’s no way to let me down
Just keep your crazy ways don’t stop til you feel dead
I hate that girl, I want my slam piece instead
Slam Piece
Until I met you I was stuck on lower ground
Oh yeah my whole life wrapped around this girl that brought me down
Just do those crazy thing you know make me feel good
I hate that girl, I want my slam piece instead
Slam Piece
It’s been so long since I’ve got what I needed
It hurts so bad oh my heart is bleeding
I kinda feel like a double-strength shot of you
You do those crazy things but I’m not fooling around
Oh you’re such a fine slam piece there’s no way to let me down
Just keep your crazy ways don’t stop til you feel dead
I hate my girl, I want my slam piece instead